Asshole Button
Asshole Button
- Brand: Talkie Toys Products
- Productgroup: Toy
- Mpn: M6AH
- Manufacturer: Talkie Toys
- Asshole Alert: No matter how nice you are, some people are just huge jerks. But with one press of the Asshole Button, you’ll quickly put them in their place! Between its hilarious alerts and sidesplitting songs, our talking toy is the perfect funny gift or stocking stuffer.
- Endless Variety: We loaded this classic gag gift with a handful of silly phrases like “I’m an asshole, you’re an asshole,” and “Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?” The joke is always fresh, always funny and always sure to help break the ice.
- Good-Natured Prank: Have an uptight boss or bad-tempered friend? Call them out, then make them laugh! Sure, no one likes being called an a-hole, but a little adult humor goes a long way when you’re in need of a fast, effect stress buster or an innocent office prank.
- Premium Quality: Don’t confuse the Asshole Button with a cheap novelty gift! Our team goes the extra mile to ensure the design, quality and durability of our products. With its bright flashing light, vibrant colors and included batteries, it’ll bring long lasting laughs.
- Share the Laughs: At Talkie Toys, we believe that happiness is contagious! From goofy stress relief to meaningful encouragement, our products add a bit of joy to any situation. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our world-class customer service team.
- Brand: Talkie Toys Products
the guy who cuts you off in traffic to the co-worker that always sucks up to
the boss, there seems to be no escape from their rude, crude and downright
cringe-worthy behavior. But who says you have to suffer in silence? Tell it
like it is with the Asshole Button from Talkie Toys! We put together a
hilarious collection of sound clips, songs and warning alarms to call out the
jerks that constantly ruin your day. Our button may be frank, outspoken or
even offensive, but then again, so are the assholes you’ll use it on!
Nothing’s worse than a stale joke, so we made sure to include a wide range of
accents and sound effects to keep the laughs coming! From the boardroom to the
living room, your co-workers and friends won’t be able to hide their grins.
It’s the perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer, but if you’re in need of a
little stress relief yourself, it also makes a great paperweight. With clear
audio clips and a durable design, Talkie Toys continues to craft and create
premium quality buttons that are sure to please! We’re even including
batteries with each purchase, so you can start using it as soon as it arrives.
Why Choose the Asshole Button? - Calls out all of life’s assholes - Full range
of audio clips - Good-natured adult humor - Great gag gift or stress buster -
Batteries included with purchase Our Customer Service Team is Standing By to
Answer Questions! *Stock is limited. Order today to ensure availability. Order
Your Asshole Button Now and Tell It Like It Is!!
Shipping Overview:
• Free Shipping: We offer free shipping on most orders within the U.S. Certain items may require a shipping fee due to size or handling needs.
• Order Processing: Please allow 1-2 business days for order processing and preparation before shipment.
• Domestic Shipping: Orders within the U.S. are shipped via USPS or FedEx, depending on the origin of the product. The average transit time is 3-7 business days.
• International Shipping: Currently, we only ship within the USA.
• Tracking Information: Every order is trackable. You will receive a tracking number once your order has been shipped. Products may be shipped from various global fulfillment centers.
Shipping Delays:
Please note that shipping times may vary due to factors beyond our control, such as weather conditions, natural disasters, or peak holiday periods. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, the exact arrival time cannot be guaranteed and is managed by the shipping carrier.
Shipping Options:
-
Standard Delivery: Most orders are shipped within 3-7 business days. Larger items may utilize LTL shipping for safe handling.
-
Handling Time: We handle shipments on business days (Monday - Friday), with a preparation time of 1-2 days.
-
Additional Charges: Some items require additional shipping charges due to their size, weight, or special handling. These charges are specified on the product pages and are not eligible for shipping discounts.
-
Exclusions: Gift cards, packaging, taxes, and prior purchases do not count toward the minimum purchase requirement for free shipping. This offer is valid only for shipments to U.S. addresses, including Puerto Rico.
Delivery Details:
-
Estimates: Standard shipping within the US typically takes 3-7 business days. These are estimates and not guarantees.
-
Shipping Restrictions: We ship to all 50 states, Washington, DC, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses. Shipping options vary based on the delivery address.
-
Remote Areas: Shipments to remote areas may incur additional charges or require pickup from a nearby shipping partner’s location.
Shipping Confirmation:
You will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched. If you do not receive this email immediately, please be assured that your items will arrive within the estimated delivery window provided at checkout.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.com.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return & Refund Policy Overview
Please review our return and refund policies below to ensure a smooth transaction process.
Return Policy
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Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.com to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
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Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Nonreturnable Items
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles)
-
Gift cards, prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Policy
-
Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue. For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service 2101 E Terra Ln, O'Fallon, MO 63366
Customer Support
Available 24/7 for any questions or assistance needed:
-
Phone: +1 636-312-5925
-
Email: cs@everymarket.com
- Asshole Alert: No matter how nice you are, some people are just huge jerks. But with one press of the Asshole Button, you’ll quickly put them in their place! Between its hilarious alerts and sidesplitting songs, our talking toy is the perfect funny gift or stocking stuffer.
- Endless Variety: We loaded this classic gag gift with a handful of silly phrases like “I’m an asshole, you’re an asshole,” and “Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?” The joke is always fresh, always funny and always sure to help break the ice.
- Good-Natured Prank: Have an uptight boss or bad-tempered friend? Call them out, then make them laugh! Sure, no one likes being called an a-hole, but a little adult humor goes a long way when you’re in need of a fast, effect stress buster or an innocent office prank.
- Premium Quality: Don’t confuse the Asshole Button with a cheap novelty gift! Our team goes the extra mile to ensure the design, quality and durability of our products. With its bright flashing light, vibrant colors and included batteries, it’ll bring long lasting laughs.
- Share the Laughs: At Talkie Toys, we believe that happiness is contagious! From goofy stress relief to meaningful encouragement, our products add a bit of joy to any situation. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our world-class customer service team.
- Brand: Talkie Toys Products
the guy who cuts you off in traffic to the co-worker that always sucks up to
the boss, there seems to be no escape from their rude, crude and downright
cringe-worthy behavior. But who says you have to suffer in silence? Tell it
like it is with the Asshole Button from Talkie Toys! We put together a
hilarious collection of sound clips, songs and warning alarms to call out the
jerks that constantly ruin your day. Our button may be frank, outspoken or
even offensive, but then again, so are the assholes you’ll use it on!
Nothing’s worse than a stale joke, so we made sure to include a wide range of
accents and sound effects to keep the laughs coming! From the boardroom to the
living room, your co-workers and friends won’t be able to hide their grins.
It’s the perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer, but if you’re in need of a
little stress relief yourself, it also makes a great paperweight. With clear
audio clips and a durable design, Talkie Toys continues to craft and create
premium quality buttons that are sure to please! We’re even including
batteries with each purchase, so you can start using it as soon as it arrives.
Why Choose the Asshole Button? - Calls out all of life’s assholes - Full range
of audio clips - Good-natured adult humor - Great gag gift or stress buster -
Batteries included with purchase Our Customer Service Team is Standing By to
Answer Questions! *Stock is limited. Order today to ensure availability. Order
Your Asshole Button Now and Tell It Like It Is!!
Shipping Overview:
• Free Shipping: We offer free shipping on most orders within the U.S. Certain items may require a shipping fee due to size or handling needs.
• Order Processing: Please allow 1-2 business days for order processing and preparation before shipment.
• Domestic Shipping: Orders within the U.S. are shipped via USPS or FedEx, depending on the origin of the product. The average transit time is 3-7 business days.
• International Shipping: Currently, we only ship within the USA.
• Tracking Information: Every order is trackable. You will receive a tracking number once your order has been shipped. Products may be shipped from various global fulfillment centers.
Shipping Delays:
Please note that shipping times may vary due to factors beyond our control, such as weather conditions, natural disasters, or peak holiday periods. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, the exact arrival time cannot be guaranteed and is managed by the shipping carrier.
Shipping Options:
-
Standard Delivery: Most orders are shipped within 3-7 business days. Larger items may utilize LTL shipping for safe handling.
-
Handling Time: We handle shipments on business days (Monday - Friday), with a preparation time of 1-2 days.
-
Additional Charges: Some items require additional shipping charges due to their size, weight, or special handling. These charges are specified on the product pages and are not eligible for shipping discounts.
-
Exclusions: Gift cards, packaging, taxes, and prior purchases do not count toward the minimum purchase requirement for free shipping. This offer is valid only for shipments to U.S. addresses, including Puerto Rico.
Delivery Details:
-
Estimates: Standard shipping within the US typically takes 3-7 business days. These are estimates and not guarantees.
-
Shipping Restrictions: We ship to all 50 states, Washington, DC, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses. Shipping options vary based on the delivery address.
-
Remote Areas: Shipments to remote areas may incur additional charges or require pickup from a nearby shipping partner’s location.
Shipping Confirmation:
You will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched. If you do not receive this email immediately, please be assured that your items will arrive within the estimated delivery window provided at checkout.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.com.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return & Refund Policy Overview
Please review our return and refund policies below to ensure a smooth transaction process.
Return Policy
-
Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.com to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Nonreturnable Items
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles)
-
Gift cards, prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Policy
-
Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue. For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service 2101 E Terra Ln, O'Fallon, MO 63366
Customer Support
Available 24/7 for any questions or assistance needed:
-
Phone: +1 636-312-5925
-
Email: cs@everymarket.com
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